fondle Buddha

fondle Buddha

Addendum: I should mention that this is not meant to offend any Buddhists. This was taken from a situation in which a good Christian friend brought a small figure of Buddha as a purported good luck charm. His "tell" was when he rubbed Buddha around in his hand, hence the origin of "fondle Buddha".

by Russ_Da_Roo February 4, 2004

Faundry

Fucking laundry. Apparently I coined this phrase in my sleep one night. I can only assume this was the intended usage, as I do, in fact, hate fucking laundry.

John would rather gouge out his eyeballs with a grapefruit spoon than do his faundry.

by thejtluv June 20, 2011

FondlingLicker

one who loves fondling or felling while crying on a overstuffed penis which was not circumcised nor washed ever also loves to slap them self with the cock until there whole face looks like a mushroom field

man that girl last night was a FondlingLicker wow it felt good wait you mean urs wasn't ever washed yep sweet.

by bob owns August 30, 2011

Fondle Monster

Someone who randomly grabs tits and boobs because they just have too or want to.

Also someone who likes to play with there own boobs a lot.

Girl: OMFG!!!! Stop being such a fondle monster and Get your Hands off my tits !!!

Guy: I can't help it there so perfect i have to touch them D:!!

by CXDGingerBastard December 21, 2010

dick fondler

Means that you are gay

OMFG dex is a dick fondler!

by Bear October 12, 2004

Floundering

Established Winter of '04. Used to describe the act of flopping around on the sofa all Sunday long. One resembles a Flounder out of water flopping as it gasps for air, in its case, water.

We floundered all day and loved it.

by Luis March 4, 2005

Flounder

One who Flounds. Term used for a certain type of basketball player. Strengths are quickness, driving, and shooting the ball moderately well. Playing style is unorthodox. Shoots layups with 2 hands. Tends to be lanky in stature. Weaknesses are, well, everything else. Prone to being rejected, out rebounded, and shooting bricks. Can get the job done.

Parker: "Jason, do you want Amir or Seth for your team?"
Jason: "Seth. He's a Flounder."
Parker: "Got 'em..."

by d3ck3r August 31, 2013