Alpha Female

An Alpha Female is your typical Type A, loud-mouthed, confident, controlling, assertive, power-wielding Alpha Male, with a vagina instead of a dick. As with Alpha Males, it is often frightening if there's more than one of these in the same room.

Note: An Alpha Female is no more an "Alpha Bitch" than an Alpha Male is an "Alpha Cocksucker."

Me: "Sometimes I feel like I may be a bit emasculating, but my boyfriend doesn't seem to mind; he only likes Alpha Females. They hold their own."

My friend: "Yeah, that's true."

by AlphaLady September 29, 2005

Female Supremist

A female who claims to be a feminist, however, she is not as she believes in ultimate authority and control over men. Commonly identified also as Femi-Nazis.

"The girl I met the other day was totally a Female Supremist, she was telling me how she thinks all women should always get paid higher than men."

by Madridd June 26, 2018

Alpha Female

An alpha female is a female human who is well aware of the fact that she is sexy, desirable, and everyone wants to fuck her, and maximizes this knowledge to control/dominate anyone and everyone around her. She flaunts her superiority over beta females and males in general with no fear of retribution. An alpha female may feign interest in a male to further her own agenda, but in reality no male can ever satisfy an alpha female, not even the alpha-est of alphas. By the standard definition, all alpha females are bitches, but it doesn't matter because you'd do anything to fuck them anyway. They know this as well.

Guy 1: She's so hot, I'd hit that

Guy 2: Eh, I wouldn't, she's kind of a bitch, I'm not really into alpha females

Guy 1: Whatever, you just keep telling yourself that

Guy 2: Yeah you saw right through me

by yupp395178 June 16, 2010

Female Cottaging

Random sexual lesbian encounter carried out within public toilets.

Generally a female will sit on the toilet (lavatory) seat, whilst the other female will stand with her feet in a sports bag, whilst the seated female, drinks from the furry cup and loses some fingers. To any unsuspecting passer by, who just happens to peer under the cubilce door, only one pair of feet/legs will be seen, so the encounter will be undetected.

Girl 1 Hey did you know Gloria and Maggie were Female Cottaging in the staff toilet?
Girl 2 No. I've only ever seen them in there one at a time
Girl 1 Why do you think Gloria always carries that empty sports bag

by Heloby October 29, 2012

1-10 Female Attractive Scale

When you rate a females beauty from 1 to 10. 1 being butt ugly and 10 being a goddess.

The 1-10 female attractive scale

Amir: Have you seen Riley?

Carl: Yeah she's a solid 7.

Amir: I know right

by Big Daddy 28 October 2, 2016

Femaleptic

A person who is unable to maintain their composure in the presence of women. The condition leads to uncomfortable encounters or a total inability to understand or influence the fairer sex. Henpecked husbands are prime examples of Femaleptics....

Chas can't even talk to girls, he's such a femaleptic....

by Paulspushing40 August 22, 2010

female lapels

Labia

Her female lapels needed a little bit of tailoring.

by whosayswhatwhere December 9, 2010