fuck me in the face

A phrase used to express frustration and exasperation at a given situation (most likely a situation in which you are helpless). Similar to fuck me but for the more extreme cases. To be used sparingly, only in occasions deserving of such vulgarity, as not to dull the expression from overuse.

Upon learning that he still has ten more days of school, not two, Rob exclaims, "Fuck me in the face."

(At the student union)
Friend: "Hey, isn't that your ex-boyfriend? The one went all crazy bitch on yesterday? Shit, he's coming over."
Girl: "Dammit I can't handle this. Fuck me in the face."

by CherryQ January 14, 2008

Poke Her Face

the real message behind Lady Gagas infamous song "Poker Face". The song subliminally advocates oral sex by repeating the phrase poke-her-face over 15x and fuck- her- face 7x. Lady Gaga (aka her record label) claims the song is about being bisexual and thinking about girls during sexual intercourse.
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this play on words is as sneaky as britney spears hit "if you seek amy"
oddly sounding like F- U- CK ME. That would mean britney is saying "all the boys and all the girls are begging to FUCK ME"

there are a couple lines in this song where 1 word sounds like another
pokerface
poke her face

i get him hot show him what i got
i get him (hard) show him what i got

Pu Pu Pu pokerface2x
Pu Pu Pu pokerface
Pu Pu Fu ckerface
(fuck her face)

you be the judge.

poke her face with your disco stick untill your love game on her shirt

by dvills9 July 28, 2009

bag your face

Popularized by the Valley Girl movement in the San Fernando Valley.

Literally means you need to put a bag over your face, because you either need to shut up, or you're ugly.

Look at your nails and your lipstick, bag your face, please!

by Joshall July 27, 2010

Homan Face

When your face naturally looks pissed, angry or peeved, no matter how you feel on the inside. Often appears on the face of someone bored.

I know I look pissed, but I just have a really bad case of Homan Face.

by Bob Hinklefinkle February 6, 2009

Pest Face

The Pest Face.

A face made, usually by males, when they see hot women. Their sexual desires are clearly written all over their face when they want sexual intercourse with a certain female 'victim'.

It consists of a strain in the face, possible teeth gritting or lower-lip biting and a dark glaze over the eyes as they imagine having their wicked way. A sweating brow and or top lip is usally evident.

John: Hey! Harry, stop giving her the pest face.

Harry: I can't help it my balls are the size of watermelons.

by The Galavanters June 14, 2009

Rice Face

A racial comment made to identify a Asian person. But mostly used to insult an Chinese as China is biggest rice consuming country.

hey whats up rice face ?

by Kleranas June 23, 2011

shit sniffer face

Face musicians make during an intense jam session; as if a plate of shit is being held up to their face.

Carter was sportin' a mean shit sniffer face during his drum solo last night.

Todd's got shit sniffer face so bad, it looks like he's dealing with diarrhea.

by Whammy Sami May 16, 2006