Flopster

A freeloading hipster. A totally cool guy except when it comes to paying his own way.

He seems to have it together, but he lives on his girlfriend's mother's coach. He's a flopster.

by Dirt baggy bag April 27, 2013

Lowell Flosser

Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.

Thank Dog LaQuita was around. I drank a case of icehouse last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old LOWELL FLOSSER.

by Mike Sig December 10, 2006

flossmoor

Where all the rich pricks that go to HF live.

Bill: Don't you live in Flossmoor?
Elizabeth: Yeah, me and my family also have a lakehouse, two Ferraris, a pet tiger, and an inground pool in our basement.

by homewood resident December 13, 2010

flip-flops

Shoes that are supposed to be for casual, downtime wear but this seems to be controversial. The thong part either chaffes the top of feet or cuts in between the fat and index toe. Real casual when you're bleeding everywhere. Are suppsed to be cheap but not always.

Did you see those flip-flops at Abercrombie? $39.50 to have them embellished with beads but $16.50 plain. Pretty expensive for just lounging around if you ask me!

by patchwearer January 28, 2006

Flossing the Strahan

An alternate for "throwing a hotdog down a hallway". Denotes having sex with a loose* woman.

*cavernous vagina

Also, wordplay on the gigantic gap in Michael Strahan's teeth.

Man, I did this porn star last night, but fucking her felt like Flossing the Strahan!

by Feklahr August 25, 2010

floisy

To put ones nose in anothers vagina and to exhale through the nose causing great pleasure to the woman. Also can be blown with rhythm to cause different feelings like rhythm in sex.

I gave that bitch a long lasting floisy, but I had to stop because her pussy started smelling like shit.

by smelliot July 23, 2005

butt flossage

This term relates to what wearing of a thong does to one's booty. The simple act of wearing a thong results in butt flossage. This is very similar to the act of flossing one's teeth.

I love my new pink thong from Victoria's Secret but when I wear it there's some serious butt flossage going on.

by Pink Flamingo February 11, 2006