feeding her grapes

Telling a person what they want to hear although it may not be truthful.

He told her he loved her when he didn’t, he was feeding her grapes.

by Sweetheart Bear May 21, 2021

Feeding the hairless pony

Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.

Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats

by Disko Letch January 24, 2013

Plush Like Feed

When a piece of equipment like a TV has a great reception in bad weather.

"Man its raining!"
"I know and my TV just went out!"
"Mine didn't I have Plush Like Feed"
"Lucky for you!"

by J Fly Da King July 21, 2009

feeding the fish

From SE asia, to cut off male lover's penius and throw it in the canal.

He was seeing another woman so she decided to feed the fish.

by mook February 21, 2005

Feed It With A Flat Hand

A particulary savage vagina , usually with teeth and a smell that would strip paint. Not to be fingered at all costs.

She had been dancing all night and was wearing at least two pairs of pants over her tights , by the time it came to stroke the donkeys nose i decided id better feed it with a flat hand.

by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006

feeding his chocobo

Masturbation. A chocobo is a bird-like creature in the Final Fantasy series of video games. Several of these games allow the player to breed different varieties of chocobo. In the online-only Final Fantasy XI the player has to log on and feed his chocobo, or the chocobo will die. How the term became associated with masturbation is unknown.

He was busy feeding his chocobo.

by John Perkins March 17, 2008

Feed the Brown Fish

To take a poop while jerking off. Prior to cumming, stand up, face the toilet bowl and cum on your poop. Thus feeding the brown fish.

It's 3:30, time to go feed the brown fish. The smell is always horrible afterwards.

by ciaobeau March 26, 2011