by mook February 21, 2005
by Sweetheart Bear May 21, 2021
"Man its raining!"
"I know and my TV just went out!"
"Mine didn't I have Plush Like Feed"
"Lucky for you!"
"I know and my TV just went out!"
"Mine didn't I have Plush Like Feed"
"Lucky for you!"
by J Fly Da King July 21, 2009
Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.
Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats
by Disko Letch January 24, 2013
A particulary savage vagina , usually with teeth and a smell that would strip paint. Not to be fingered at all costs.
She had been dancing all night and was wearing at least two pairs of pants over her tights , by the time it came to stroke the donkeys nose i decided id better feed it with a flat hand.
by Wizards Sleave April 22, 2006
Masturbation. A chocobo is a bird-like creature in the Final Fantasy series of video games. Several of these games allow the player to breed different varieties of chocobo. In the online-only Final Fantasy XI the player has to log on and feed his chocobo, or the chocobo will die. How the term became associated with masturbation is unknown.
He was busy feeding his chocobo.
by John Perkins March 17, 2008
To take a poop while jerking off. Prior to cumming, stand up, face the toilet bowl and cum on your poop. Thus feeding the brown fish.
by ciaobeau March 10, 2011