fasturbate

When you are home alone and fapping and you see someone coming on the driveway but you are so close to cumming and you fap really fast and jizz before they make a knock on the door.

1. Everyone was out of house and I was pleasuring myself, but then i saw my cousin's car and decided to fasturbate.

2. It was late night and i was pleasuring myself but i felt so sleepy and decided to fasturbate instead of giving up.

by pundana July 20, 2016

Fester

A person or a group (Festers) of people attending Coachella festival. Now referred to as Coachella.

Festers have landed in Indio, ready to brave the sand and party to the music!

by BabyKan June 9, 2016

Fester

v. 1. To call it quits. End of shift, or had enough fun for the day or night.

2. To give up.
Short for 'Uncle' as in Uncle Fester

"Fester..... I've had a long day and can't wait to kick it back at the house"

"Fester" ...I give up....what do I owe? I'm cashin' out"

'Fester,.......baby, let's bounce'

by redfisher December 4, 2016

Fanster

"Fanster" is simply the combination of a Fan and a Hipster. So if you are a fan of something mostly dedicated to the Hipster audience, you are probably a Fanster.

He/She is a Fanster.
Look at him/her. I sense much Fanster in him/her.
Fanster-Level: Endboss.

by Messhias85 May 26, 2017

FarterSauce

This Means... You use it in your farting pizzas and are most likely to not smell good, So if you see this in the world make sure to put it on your Fart pizzas, It ussually causes an infection in the nose because of its dangerous fumes.

My mom Made pizza with farter sauce. Fartersauce

by anonymous April 20, 2018

Fapster

Someone who's so reliable like the weather in England.

Mr. Heiopei is such a fapster, he always misses the deadlines.

by San Te February 9, 2018

fastcross

In an instance where you think you are going to be fast in a race but end up slow and this defines you as a cunt as you overestimated your self

Man I was such a fastcross today

by The real Velvet Thunder May 18, 2018