A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 23, 2024
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Technoblade: *destroys Dream in a rap battle by mentioning his 100k dollar win during their famous Minevraft PvP duel*
Dream: To be fair, we split the money...
Dream: To be fair, we split the money...
by kaliu6 June 26, 2022
Get the To be fair mug.Do unto other others as you would have others do unto you and those you TRULY care about (not those that you SAY you care about).
This shows something more about how fair you wish the world to be; if you are a person who likes violence, crime and hatred in your life, you will show/do those things to others in the hopes that those things will be done to you, but…..if you have someone whom you TRULY care about and they don’t like those things in their life, you are less likely to create a world with violence, crime and hatred.
Of course, the fairness goes both ways, because the one you care about will think about who you are as a person and should act accordingly.
So, you and they have to work/talk out what you decide is fair to both you and those you TRULY care about.
The kicker is deciding the limits of who should you care about; just that one person or include who they care about and those who they care about and etc.
This shows something more about how fair you wish the world to be; if you are a person who likes violence, crime and hatred in your life, you will show/do those things to others in the hopes that those things will be done to you, but…..if you have someone whom you TRULY care about and they don’t like those things in their life, you are less likely to create a world with violence, crime and hatred.
Of course, the fairness goes both ways, because the one you care about will think about who you are as a person and should act accordingly.
So, you and they have to work/talk out what you decide is fair to both you and those you TRULY care about.
The kicker is deciding the limits of who should you care about; just that one person or include who they care about and those who they care about and etc.
by futrethink July 14, 2022
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The diametric opposite of utopia.
The diametric opposite of utopia.
A laissez-faire state can be solved with a metastatic voting system (metavote) or a system in which blockchain mutual credit is employed to cast a ballot.
by tomorrowtomorrow November 7, 2018
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by Ur dah sells avon June 1, 2024
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