When you light a splif, you blow out into a woman’s pussy and she queefs in your mouth and you get high off it.
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Pussy Fog- an invisible cloud of stench that reminds someone of their worst nightmare. It is comparable to the smell of 1000 clams in an outdoor shed in the middle of a Florida summer with a humidity level of 100%
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“During finals week, I was stuck in a brain fog buffet—couldn’t focus on any subject for more than five minutes.”
by Jacob English January 26, 2026
Get the Brain Fog Buffet mug.excl. — used online to express disbelief, confusion, or secondhand embarrassment; a dramatic, memeified way of saying “what the hell just happened?” It conveys that something is so confusing, cursed, or absurd that your brain short-circuits — like you’ve entered an emotional fog.
by Memecreator67 October 4, 2025
Get the Dude the fog 😭 mug.This is a way of defining a person who cannot or remembers very little of anything pre 2020/during the Covid Pandemic. This could be due to people's substance use during the pandemic or their inability to do anything with their lives. Including, binge watching anime for hours. Playing video games for hours. Drinking or smoking themselves to death. Or just flat out introverted behavior.
James: Hey we met before?
Earl: No i'm from New York
James: Yeah i went to high school in New York... you have Covid Memory Fog dude...
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James: do you remember the time we went to the bar and had that big fight with those 4 guys?
Earl: Fight? I've never fought ever?
James: Dude we were talking about it for weeks in College? You have Covid Memory Fog!
Earl: No i'm from New York
James: Yeah i went to high school in New York... you have Covid Memory Fog dude...
Or
James: do you remember the time we went to the bar and had that big fight with those 4 guys?
Earl: Fight? I've never fought ever?
James: Dude we were talking about it for weeks in College? You have Covid Memory Fog!
by George Washington the 31st November 26, 2025
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A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.
Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.
Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.
Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.
Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.
Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.
Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.
Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.
Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
Sorry I blanked during that budget review — full-blown Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF). Friday’s CFR hit harder than expected.
by Sonjayson July 21, 2025
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