Evil Photocopier

The most evil thing to have ever beet created, it pilages villages and violates small babies. Even stooping so low as to eat dirt from under a large lazy mans arse this thing will stop at nothing to cause as much havoc and spiteful acts as photocopierally possible.
Billy was walking along his street happily whistling a merry tune when he feels a cold chill across his neck, he glances over his shoulder catching a quick glance of something, he's unsure what. Billy shrugs his shoulders and continues on his merry way when the Evil Photocopier falls out of the sky squashing Billy flatter than a Two dollar hooker on the job
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Evil Poptart

Me in 7th grade
Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"
by Skibby November 14, 2003
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Axis of Evil

all of you cocksuckers will pay, you are the ones who are the balllickers, you just wait until the diabolical duo get their crime stopping hands on you, then you will be as sorry as an Iraqi camel herder! You Sudanese Tribesman will all pay for your bush bashing, i hope you die and burn in hell, aka Detroit!
Guy1:Oh man that axis of evil really sucks chimpanzee balls
Guy2:don't worry, here comes the diabolical duo!
Guy1: oh good, now we can go get some tasty smooth puddng
by Dusitn for pres in 96 April 24, 2005
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The Evil One

Cruel leader of Elibian Nights, TEOism, and diety of all that is random noises.
Also, one hell of a Fe-Pairings-oh player. Kicked my arse, last time.

Also, Tohya kicked Sieg in tha nads. he must really be evil.
OMARGH! BVRILL! GWAR! BWAhAHAAR!
by Wicked B April 20, 2005
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evil donovan

Origin is hazy, but could possibly come from a small town in New York, most likely in the Upstate region. Legend has it that the first skateboarder in this town was an evil elf named Donovan. He would skate through the streets, yelling incoherent babble at teh school children. Such phrases as, "You're grounded!" and "Cow little chico fro" could sometimes be made out, but not often. Legend also has it that if Evil Donovan would also steal tater tots from unsupecting children.
Jim: Little Mikey wouldn't go to bed, so I told him if he didn't sleep, Evil Donovan would eat his tater tots.
by hobsnobber April 04, 2005
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Evil twins

We be on it. Mess with one you get both. Scared our home. And made pee pants.
The evil twins only have one papa.
by Broken record May 11, 2022
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axis of evil

The real Axis of Evil consists of three countries that George W. Bush claims cause terrorism in the United states. The countries are Iraq, Iran, and North Korea, however, Bush has forgotten other countries suchas Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia, which is where al Qaeda are located.
If Bush is right, then the Axis of Evil will probably start a war with the U.S.A.
by Anonymous June 30, 2003
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