evil man

A man who, despite actually doing his job correctly by leading a fairly normal life, gets blamed by all forms of people for their problems without a good reason. However, this does not refer to a man who is actually evil, known as a criminal, or just an outright cake ass nigga. Often the target of radical feminists, despite not talking shit to begin with.

If an evil man is white, he often has ancestry from Russia or is muscular (ex. the man who wrote this). Refer to cake ass nigga for something closer to reality.
If an evil man is black, then donate money to him.

If an evil man is Asian, then it makes white people look like dogs. No evil in that, I'm sure.
If an evil man is Conservative, then you can bet he just wants a place to hide.
If an evil man is liberal, check evil for a closer understanding of his true nature...
If an evil man is blue, then he probably had a seizure.
If an evil man is a Spanish-speaker, remember that the taco was invented by a white man named Glen Bell.

If an evil man is a Mulatto, he will grow wings one day.
If an evil man lives in Africa and is native, he will find justice in truth.
If an evil man is a soldier, he knows that the sound of gunfire hides the violence of others' words.
If an evil man is a president (except Trump and Nixon), then he must be the noblest of souls.

by Troy S. H. April 19, 2018

Evil Poptart

Me in 7th grade

Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"

by Skibby November 13, 2003

Axis of Evil

all of you cocksuckers will pay, you are the ones who are the balllickers, you just wait until the diabolical duo get their crime stopping hands on you, then you will be as sorry as an Iraqi camel herder! You Sudanese Tribesman will all pay for your bush bashing, i hope you die and burn in hell, aka Detroit!

Guy1:Oh man that axis of evil really sucks chimpanzee balls
Guy2:don't worry, here comes the diabolical duo!
Guy1: oh good, now we can go get some tasty smooth puddng

by Dusitn for pres in 96 April 24, 2005

The Evil One

Cruel leader of Elibian Nights, TEOism, and diety of all that is random noises.
Also, one hell of a Fe-Pairings-oh player. Kicked my arse, last time.

Also, Tohya kicked Sieg in tha nads. he must really be evil.

OMARGH! BVRILL! GWAR! BWAhAHAAR!

by Wicked B April 19, 2005

evil donovan

Origin is hazy, but could possibly come from a small town in New York, most likely in the Upstate region. Legend has it that the first skateboarder in this town was an evil elf named Donovan. He would skate through the streets, yelling incoherent babble at teh school children. Such phrases as, "You're grounded!" and "Cow little chico fro" could sometimes be made out, but not often. Legend also has it that if Evil Donovan would also steal tater tots from unsupecting children.

Jim: Little Mikey wouldn't go to bed, so I told him if he didn't sleep, Evil Donovan would eat his tater tots.

by hobsnobber April 3, 2005

Evil twins

We be on it. Mess with one you get both. Scared our home. And made pee pants.

The evil twins only have one papa.

by Broken record May 10, 2022

axis of evil

The real Axis of Evil consists of three countries that George W. Bush claims cause terrorism in the United states. The countries are Iraq, Iran, and North Korea, however, Bush has forgotten other countries suchas Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia, which is where al Qaeda are located.

If Bush is right, then the Axis of Evil will probably start a war with the U.S.A.

by Anonymous June 30, 2003