New England Pinwheel

The New England pinwheel is when you and your partner are getting promiscuous, and you both collectively decide to douse each other in Clam Chowder and Baked Beans; she then proceeds to lay down flat on her stomach whilst you get on top of her and insert it in her in a helicopter position, and begin to spin as fast as you can, spewing Clam Chowder all over the room.

“Yo Paul! me and my girl preformed the New England Pinwheel last night”

by The stiffy bandit May 6, 2025

New England Puntriots

The only thing the team is good at. Punting the ball back to their opponents

Did you see drake Maye try to throw but get shot down 4 times. New England Puntriots

by Jahamez February 8, 2026

New England Nutter Butter

The act of inserting heavy cream into ones anus and a man churning it with his penis until he ejaculates.

“Me and Chris made some New England Nutter Butter last night!”

by Theodore Foreskin July 5, 2025

st george of england

A man who represents England to a T. Likes his tea hot, his government Crowned, and his Irishmen oppressed. May exhibit a strong attraction to those who resemble Winston Churchill. Is normally quite attractive, with a large phallus. This fact leads to unparalleled arrogance combined with the view that the Empire shall rise again. Usually has a good sense of humor (of the British variety, of course). May become obsessed with shows on any of the BBCs, no matter the quality. May be seen sporting a top hat and monocle.

Be warned, you will never win an argument against this character if your argument relies on the UK being anything but the single greatest thing to have ever existed (besides the Empire, the Commonwealth, etc etc...)

Drunkard 1: Hey, look at that hot guy! I'm going to wish him a happy St. Paddy's Day!

Drunkard 2: I wouldn't... He's a St George of England...

Drunkard 1: Fuck! But his package is so big...

Drunkard 2: As is his ego...

by Erisia March 16, 2011

city of england

A great city where greats legends such as Nick Crompton originated.

Did you know that Adolf Hitler got fucked up by the City of England?

by FuccGoat August 5, 2017

Come on England CANT

When your mate Will is drunk and screaming aloud, he shouts "COME ON ENGLAND CANT," it is a sign of patriotism

Will shouted "COME ON ENGLAND CANTS" to Joel and Jake, his mates.

by Shrekson O’Connor November 23, 2018

joker from england

amazing internet user. sadly doesn't realize how cool he is.

oh it's joker from england! i hope he's having a nice day.

by patheticredditor August 7, 2021