eye booger

Those little green crusties that form on your eyes, most often when you wake up in the morning.

"Dude, you've got some major eye boogers. Nasty."

by Sheila Serio September 30, 2004

high eyes

The look of someone's eyes after smoking marijuana. They are usually half-open at best, red and have a hard time focusing on something.

After smoking;
Danny: "Brenda, wake up"
Brenda: "I'm awake man"
Danny: "I thought your eyes were closed"
Brenda: "Yeah, I have high eyes...got any Visene?"

by Probably the Best Beer in the World August 6, 2007

stink eye

The Hawaiian pidgin term for a hard, scornful glare.

I not doin' anykine when some lolo turn an give me stink eye cuz he like beef. (English translation: I wasn't doing anything when some fool turned and gave me a hard look because he wanted to fight.)

by Random Q Hacker September 6, 2008

Zed eyes

Eyes that record everything they see (and can even pick up audio), and can play back all events from the perspective of the seer exactly as they happened.

When we die, will we be able to play back our lives in every detail as if we had Zed eyes?

by The Gideon Lion August 10, 2020

Moody Eye

When someone imitates or impersonates another person (real or made-up person), namely on social media, just to spy on their crush, an estranged relative, past friends and other sorts of people, either to see what they're up to or to lust over them. To put it simply, if you create a fake account to spy on a few people, you're a Moody Eye.

This is based on the Harry Potter character Moody Eye in The Goblet of Fire, who was actually Barty Crouch Jnr impersonating him to spy on Potter and see what he is up to.

- My ex left me and married another. How should I catch up on him on social media when his profile is private? :(
- Just make a fake account and pretend you're a local priest or some politician from his favourite party and add him, hon.
- Oh, that's a good idea. Very Moody Eye, huh? :P

by Aquarii May 27, 2019

eyes to yourself

quit looking

keep your eyes to yourself

by babyfood69 May 29, 2016

Rim Eye

Rim Eye is an inflammation of the conjunctiva (the outermost layer of the eye and inner surface of the eylids). It is most commonly caused by spending an excessive amount of time sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants, usually until an ungodly hour in the morning. See Skyrimming.

Less commonly, can be caused by the conjunctiva coming into contact with fecal matter, not necessarily whilst sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants.

"My God, Geoff, look at your eyes! You look like an albino!"

"Don't worry, it's just a spot of Rim Eye. Was up til 5 this morning crafting some fine dwarven armour. My wife is leaving me."

by Rimmmmmmer January 31, 2012