Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends

One who sits and picks his ass in the stands with a tiny drumstick (he holds in one hand) and the bucket he holds in the other, as other enjoy the opportunity to touch the ice. This is the epitome of a SHIT SHOW. This is worse than a duster because this person would never EVER touch the ice. This is two steps below the average bender.

The Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends shatters his stick on the bench at 5:30 in the morning, and then goes home to dust himself off and ice down aching ankles.

by antibender December 27, 2010

A Dusty

An act, done under the influence of alcohol, in which a person does something no normal person would do: such as urinating on furniture or willingly letting themselves be kicked in the testicles. Usually causes much confusion and/or mirth and/or anger in the individuals lucky enough to witness this event.

Dude, did you pull a Dusty? This chair's all wet...

by Abernathy April 28, 2008

dusty

Being a scrub and are so oblivious to how stupid you look, act, talk, etc...Mostly reflective on the "dusty" clothes you ware such as nessio, stussy, shit bought from marshalls or ross....

Man that fool is dusty

by DirtyQ April 11, 2005

Dusty

A highly Unattractive male who has lots of chest hair AKA hamburger meat. He drives a shitty beat up stick shift car and his room resmebles that of a 12 year old boys, with his fish tank and jr size mattress. A Dusty is into one night stands and picks up young unsuspecting broads with his unique and seductive pick up lines...

Dusty: Hey I can get you a job at Texas Roadhouse

Catie (unsupecting broad): How far is your house from here?

by Katie Hauszell February 22, 2010

dusty

To engage in elicit sexual conduct in a location that is seldom used and/or visited.

"Did you hear about Andrew and Michelle? They got dusty last night in the basement of the stacks!"

by Mende May 1, 2008

Dusty Old Bones

A square white guy who will take the abuse of a 8 year old bully. He would rather steal a kids bike as a lesson rather then physically assaulting him.

That Dusty Old Bones Burns down the block stole little Jimmy's 10 speed for riding on his lawn right from under him!

by GeorgiePatton July 23, 2012

dusty dustbuster

A sexual position, where one partner fucks the other in the ass and slaps genitals with a dusty item ie dust mop, Swiffer pads, towel etc then licks said contents of genitals and inserts spit and contents into for mentioned partners anal cavity, that person then farts out contents onto other partners body can be anywhere

Use your imagination mark gave Cindy the dusty dustbuster last week, Cindy hasn't been the same since .

Cindy gave Allen the dusty dustbuster yesterday apprently they are getting married now

by charliefair November 17, 2017