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Doo Doo Boarding

Doo Doo Boarding is similar to the torture technique water boarding but instead of using a rag and water u simply put ur anus into the victims mouth and make sure u have consumed a massive ammount of chipotle, P.F. Changs and Taco Bell And maybe a little KFC To inhance Extra stanky doo doo butter A.K.A Diahrea The proccess is simple put ur anus into the mouth of the one being tortured and repeatally start dumpin ur doo doo sauce into the victims mouth and this will make her throw it back up into ur butt hole and repeat the process untill the victim speaks.-perfected by the old spice guy.
Johnny was totaly doo doo boarding his girlfriend untill she literaly barfed her own shit out because he found out she was cheating on him
by AdrianOnUD September 5, 2010
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Dooboo

A- Hey man you want some salsa?
B- Hell Yeah! But just a dooboo.
by CSwhatshisface April 28, 2011
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Doodio

Coolio + Dude = Doodio
A cooler way of saying '...cool, dude!' whilst conversing with another human being...or anything else you wish to talk to.
Sunshine: I Just Got A New Pair Of Socks
Crystal: Doodio!
by xMegx May 15, 2007
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Doo-doo Smack

When one is anally penetrating a girl, they ask her whether she has to defecate... and if so, one will pull out whilst the feces is traveling out of the girl's anus. Whilst the feces is traveling out of the anus, one must grab the feces (making sure that it comes out in a long thick strand and does not break) then smack the girl across the face with the so called Doo-doo.
Hey man, i gave Kayleigh a Doo-doo Smack last night after she gave Nathan head!

Damn man, that bitch deserves it.
by igottaslug July 24, 2010
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Doo Doo

(Emphasis on the "oo" sound, extending the syllable)
interj.
Said at somebody who has said/done something you either a) disagree with or b) has a negative impact on you.
Often accompanied by a subtle throwing motion (i.e. wrist only) thereby "throwing doo doo" on the person who has caused your discontent
Professor: And the class average on the mid-term was a 67%
Student: (throwing motion) doo doo!

Friend: Love Actually was probably the best movie of the last four years
You: Hell no, who the fuck is Hugh Grant? (throwing motion) doo doo
by Stand_07 October 23, 2005
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doo-doo head

SOULJA BOYS SONG GIRL U STANK:
The girl walked up I said shawty wats ya name
Then she opened up her mouth she's a doo-doo head mane
She's a doo-doo head an you already know wats up
Sippin on some surp you need some listeren up in yo cup
by LADY HUSTLA January 19, 2008
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doo doo madness

A complex fear and facination of doo doo.
Reagan went into doo doo madness when he saw Johnny's doo doo maker...it was lovely.
by wbradleyd May 18, 2006
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