being so bored you want to see what happens when you search dong licker on wikipedia. You know what it means. I know you know what it means. I live in your walls. Check your bathroom. I shoved your toothbrush up my anus and watched you brush your teeth with it.
by deengloremenglormness May 16, 2022
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Get the ding dong mug.1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning
2) one who wanks it chronically.
2) one who wanks it chronically.
My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.
by beaner master98 September 7, 2016
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by CMX26 February 6, 2021
Get the max’s dong mug.The last sexual performance you have with your girlfriend/boyfriend before breaking up with them. You want it to be your best performance so they miss your sexual dominance.
Girl to her friends: I had no idea he was going to break up with me. He fucked me so good right before he did it. A true Swan Dong
by Larry James August 27, 2023
Get the Swan Dong mug.A perfect description for a mans ironic mustache in the style of a registered offender conjuring a vivid vision of said mustache clad lips mid fellatio being able to dust debris off of said member with his whimsical whiskers : See also “Dick Broom”
by Dong Duster January 24, 2021
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