Don't be gentle, It's a rental

abusing the crap out of rental cars

My car was in the shop for repairs for a few days, so the dealer gave me this loaner car to drive. A friend rode with me in the loaner car, asked about it and where my car was, then told me "Don't be gentle, it's a rental." After he told me that, I figured "hey this car's not mine, why treat it like mine?" took his advice and beat the crap out of the rental car

by Dooky808 November 19, 2011

I don't get it.

A phrase made popular by one Jared Hopkins. After a person tells a long story that can be easily understood by anyone he adds in his trademark phrase, "I don't get." Some laugh, while others don't get his not getting. They often try to simplify their already understood story which only serves to increase laughter.

Cara: "...and that's what happened."
Jared: "I don't get it"
Sam: ::Laughing::
Erin: "What didn't you get about it?"

by Mikey Matts June 17, 2004

don't bring it to the mountain

stolen from the Real World; something you say to someone when you don't want them to hold a grudge against you..you just want to deal with it here and now.

Nick: "I'm pretty pissed off at Greg right now for not coming to my birthday party...I'm just going to be secretly mad at him."
Matt: "Naw man, don't bring it to the mountain. Call him and tell him how you really feel!"

by alinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 10, 2007

don't even trip

don't worry about it- it ain't worth it

Hey man don't even trip, that hoe was askin to get knocked up.

by Jess December 01, 2003

Hips Don't Lie

An individual who feels it is appropriate to use dance moves from the Wii game "Just Dance" or other variations on an actual dance floor.

Josh: "I hope they play Girlfriend at Prom this year! I know all the moves!"

Forrest: "Hips Don't Lie over here is gonna get his groove on."

by DJ Forresto January 20, 2011

Why Don't We

An amazing band made up of 5 cute, wonderful guys named Zach, Daniel, Jonah, Jack and Corbyn. They are all so unique and talented.

Girl: Woah those boys are so cute, and those songs are amazing!

Girl 2: Yup this is Why Don't We

by Limelight🍋💡 October 23, 2018

They don't have maps

When someone cannot find something and you ask them why they cannot find it. (Phrased after miss south carolina, 2007)

Guy on phone: why is this pizza only 40% covered with cheese? Where is the other 60%?

Miss South Carolina: They don't have maps

by hung up October 16, 2007