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Social Distancing

discovered by popular streamer, corpse husband. keeps someone away from your pool. discovered during the covid 19 pandemic.
ugh i hate badboyhalo but i love my pool
just use social distancing and it will keep him away!
by lilacflowers January 16, 2021
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Lazy Distance

The maximum distance you are willing to travel before you give up due to laziness.
I am hungry, but the kitchen is too far. Its beyond my lazy distance.
by Draco Left January 17, 2021
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Social distancing

When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.
Guy: *stammers* "Can I number get your.."

Woman: "Social distancing! Give me 6 feet."
by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021
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needboobsinmouth diesease

its a diesease that can only be cured by getting boobies in ur mouth or shoving your face between them. its mortality rate is 100% without treatment (boobies in mouth)
i have needboobsinmouth diesease:( it can only be cured by getting boobs in my mouth:(
by dr.boobie July 4, 2021
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Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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acquired distaste

something likable that you gradually develop aversion to
— Oh, your national anthem is so beautiful! Why don’t you like it?
— Heck, at school we were singing it everyday before classes for years. You know, when something’s been shoved down your throat for such a long time it inevitably becomes an acquired distaste.
— Sorry to hear that! Hope it’ll be a disquired distaste someday!

In her latest interview she disclosed that by her teens physical intimacy had become her acquired distaste due to traumatic childhood marred by domestic abuse.
by skripnigor November 27, 2021
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Socially Distant

To feel utterly detached from the need or desire to socialize.
Honestly, I haven’t spoken to them in a while! Work has me feeling pretty socially distant lately”
by kxtbonifacio January 10, 2022
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