Dildo Faggins

A man who uses a dildo. Usually gay.

Hey Dildo Faggins, what are you doing with that dildo in your ass?

by Allahan October 19, 2010

dildo snatcher

Someone defined as stealing dildo's for personal use.

Keep your toys near and dear. Don't let any females become dildo snatchers.

by G to da E to da N to da A September 18, 2006

Dildo Daddy

This is a man who owns a plethora of dildos. He owns so many, he is considered the master of dildos.

I went over to my friends house for the first time, and little did I realize he was a dildo daddy.

by Pearlman4 June 23, 2009

Go together like a dildo and a fork

Means it doesn't go together well..... like a dildo and a fork.

Me and Sarah go together like a dildo and a fork.

by AcutalSnake November 15, 2018

dildo

May be used in place of a forgotten word.

Hey Steve! Hand me that... dildo!
I forgot that... dildo.

by Succubus Prime March 16, 2008

turd dildo

The definition is as the name implies. It is simply the excretions of a rectum, used as a feminine masturbation tool. Yes a turd used as a dildo

Mary was forced to use her turd dildo when her sorry lover could not deliver the pleasure she desired.

by Anonymous Ball Smacker March 20, 2003

tickle me dildo

A dildo in the shape of a tickle me elmo doll.

Elmo tickles himself with the tickle me dildo every night

by bobobocrazy September 27, 2011