Area Derangement Syndrome

An effect where people think that a country, state, province, city, or any other sort of area are far better / worse than they actually are.

Jimmy : Hey guys this part of our city is such a nice place!
John : No it isn't...
Jimmy : YEAH IT IS
John : But people get constantly robbed, shot and raped over there...
Jimmy : THATS A FALSE STATISTIC!
John : Calm it down with your Area Derangement Syndrome

by SRPGShadow June 13, 2018

Turkish Derangement Syndrome

Or simply, TDS.

A person afflicted with TDS suffers severe panic attacks at the mere sight of Turkey, or anything remotely related to Turks, Turkey and their history. More research is being conducted on this newly discovered mental illness.

Normal Person: The trade between Russia and the Ottoman Emp-

Guy who suffers from Turkish Derangement Syndrome: THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE KILLED ARMENIANS THEY TOOK CONSTANTINOPLE I HATE TURKEY DEUS VULT GO BACK TO ANATOLIA TURK.

Normal Person: .... Sir, this is a Russian history class

Guy who suffers from TDS: YOU WORK FOR THE TURKS RIGHT? YOU ARE A TURKISH SHILL. YOU GENOCIDE DENIER SCUMBAG

by Black Boy From The Jungle October 7, 2018

Pussy derangement syndrome

A woman's inability to distinguish between a man's equal opportunity in a career and access to her sexually.

Melania didn't think Barack Obama should be President, because of her pussy derangement syndrome, she would not consider him a viable sexual partner

by MJssss December 29, 2018

BO-Derant

When you’ve used deodorant but you can still smell your natural body odour.

I got a whiff of your BO-Derant.

by Theoriginaljackman December 10, 2019

Elisa deiana

Als je een elisa deiana bent ben je een prachtige persoon met een hele sterke karakter het is moeilijk om u te laten wenen je bent heel lief en aardig en een beetje jaloers je houd helemaal niet van FAKE PEOPLE je houd veel van je familie en je vrienden je gaat heel goed om met jongens je kan klein zijn van leeftijd maar je denkt als een volwassen je bent slim je luistert soms te vaak naar de andere zijn mening over u en daardoor voel je je soms wel onzeker

Samuel: ey hoe was het met elisa deiana
Christiano: ja ze is heel lief en aardig en heel mooi alleen ze luistert naar de andere zijn mening En daardoor voelt ze zich een beetje te onzeker
Samuel: maar ze wel mooi lief en aardig

Christiano: ja ze is echt speciaal

by Urbanfan.20 June 2, 2020

M.Darian

A person who will never miss an opportunity to give you a compliment. The kind that gives the warmest hugs, the most loving kisses, and the most truthful “I love you”. He is also very good when it comes to bed. He can finger two bitches at once anywhere at any time. He's smart, sexy, and trusted alot and can please any hoe in the bed or in person.

Mariam: OMG, M.Darian is so sexy i really want him to fuck me

by modarian December 26, 2020

McGee Derangement Syndrome

A mental dysfunction causing those detractors with schizophrenic fears and/or hateful thoughts and feelings about Johnson McGee to go unhinged. Abbreviated as MDS.

Herbert has been talking about Johnson McGee all day! I feel like he might be suffering from McGee Derangement Syndrome.

by Johnson McGee The Third April 12, 2021