Detective mittens

Detective mittens A cute cat who is loving and caring and really funny

I love my cat Detective mittens

by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019

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derectory

A booklet listing da most virile studs in da area who are both "willing" and able to "get it up" easily and reliably.

You don't need a derectory to find an eager sex-god to share your pillow... just dress in a skimpy outfit and wiggle yer ass/boobs at prospective dudes whom you meet around town, and see if said hunks get a visible hard-on.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

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derections

A set of "how do" advisements detailing effective ways to give a dude a hard-on.

If your guy has gotten totally exhausted from lovemaking for hours, you will just need to wait a while till he rests and recuperates before he can "get it up" again... no amount of derections will help you to make him get a boner before then.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

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defecation head

another way of saying poop head

person 1: you are a poop head
person 2: well you are a defecation head

by g2l May 1, 2020

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deflection ramen

An intricate instant ramen dish made with almost any ingredients for the purpose of waking up your friend just long enough to feed them, and make sure they dont do something stupid.

He was literally passed out drunk trying to fuck that beast until he ate my deflection ramen. He finally ate and came to his senses.

by paccinski July 8, 2020

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