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December 23

Beat up a ginger day. For 24 hours, on December 23rd, you can beat up any ginger. Go ham on them.
John: Why are you shanking me?!?
Joe: It’s December 23rd.
John: Ah, respectable. Carry on.
by Doggovize December 14, 2020
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Redemption December

For those who fail no but November thou have a chance of redeeming thou self

in December but thou can’t participate in destroy dick December because u failed no but November if u pass redemption December then thou are not a complete failure but if someone participates who has passed no nut November thou can do anything and care will be irrelevant cause you can basically fly to thou job or the mall or school the only rules are

1.don’t beat thou meat

2.don't have sex
3.thou can watch porn but can’t jack it to it
4.your aloud wet dreams
Person1:Wow I cant believe you failed no nut November

Person2:Well I’m participating in redemption December bitch
by Redemption December king 42069 November 17, 2019
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13 december

it is national suck my boobs day!
suck as many boobs as you want
A:hey, wanna suck my big boobs, its so milky!
N:why?
A;because its 13 december
N;*sucks boobs*
by suhbb June 30, 2022
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December 5

Hug your crush day and your best friend if they are the same person you have to hug them twice
John: hey
Me: hey hugs

Oh ya it’s December 5th btw
by Turtles are life December 4, 2019
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December 31

This is the day that a bunch of horny men will get a sore dick from busting 31 big fat fucking nuts.
It’s December 31, gotta speedrun nutting. 24 hours, no sleep, only nut… every 46 minutes.

Whip out that cock at the dinner table! Time to nut till I can’t nut anymore!
by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH November 18, 2021
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4 December

On 4th December, Girls are going to ask out their crush instead of their crush asking them out. This can be celebrated anywhere in the world but mostly in the UK. Good luck girls! Also you can’t be rejected-it’s against the rules of 4th of December!
Girl: Will u go out with me?
Boy: Ew no!
Girl: u can’t reject me it’s 4 December.
Boy: Oh shit I forgot
by •Nutella• December 3, 2020
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December 16th

Legend says that best people were born on December 16th. If u r born on Dec 16 ur the best.

Your friend is born on that day? You are lucky to be friends with that person.

You hate someone who is born on December 16th? Sorry, that person is better than u.

People born on December 16th:

Zara Larsson
Ludwig van Beethoven
Ethan And Grayson Dolan
Theo James
OMG, ur born on December 16th!? Wow, ur so cool, amazing and cute! ILYSM.
by evil356hahe October 17, 2019
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