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Witch Doctor Hate

Witch Doctor Hate, the real Alpha of Goldshire and hottest E-boi in all the land.
Holy crap! Is that who I think it is?!?! ITS WITCH DOCTOR HATE
by Taylor Maiden June 26, 2023
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The Doctor's Wife

To Prepare for The Doctor's Wife you must acquire the following: A labcoat, a stethoscope, and a popsicle stick.

While wearing a lab coat tell your lady friend to open her mouth and say "ah". She will open her mouth expecting you to put the popsicle stick into her mouth. At this point if you are doing it right she think you are into roleplaying a doctor/patient scenario. However this could not be further from the truth.

Instead quickly catch her off guard by inserting the popsicle stick into her pubic jungle. Then when she is about to climax put the stethoscope into her ears and fart into the other end. Bonus points if fecal matter comes out.

If done correctly your lady lover will be so grateful that she will probably actually start paying you to do it again. Celebrate this by drinking a v8.
Guy 1: I gave Snookie the Doctor's Wife last week and ever since I haven't been able to get her to leave.

Guy 2: Did you explain to her that it was just a one night stand?

Guy 1: Yes I made it clear to her. Do you think you can help me out.

Guy 2: Maybe you should punch her in the face.
by Zzalotep September 27, 2010
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ham doctor

Future slang for a really, really, shockingly nasty sex act.
"Dude, if she'll let you be the ham doctor, marry her!"
by refriedwhiskey July 22, 2009
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dobio

hawt and secksay like carman electra on the beach.
also see sexy
he looks like dobio but much uglier and not canadian
by Artic Unit July 7, 2004
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Doctor

A person who has spent many years in Medical School (Which is the hardest to get into and hardest period?) and gotten a degree they are known to be very rich
Look at that doctor in The XKR!!
by Mister Literal September 8, 2004
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Black Doctor

A person of African American descent that has recieve a higher education and has earned a doctorial degree in a specfic field of studies.
A black guy that is in dental school, medical school, or in a graduate school.

Ex: A black male or female that has graduated from Baylor College of Dentistry.

Bruce is attending Baylor College of Dentistry to become a black doctor.
by a black doctor February 12, 2010
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dociousaliexpiliciousfragicalirupus

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious said backwards. Originates from the Disney film 'Mary Poppins'. It is believed that if five different people say this word at once, the universe implodes and is replaced by a comic store.
"Of course you could say it backwards, which is dociousaliexpiliciousfragicalirupus, but that's going a little too far, don't you think?"
by Everybody at the same time January 21, 2007
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