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Murder Dildo

Person 1: Why's he carrying around that murder dildo inside a 7/11?
Person 2: He must be overcompensating for something.
by Marx's Beard April 1, 2021
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Fake Dildo

He put his fake dildo all the way inside my butthole.
by Theduderonomy October 4, 2017
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snicker dildo

A snickers bar used as a dildo to derive pleasure.
Calel: Wow! did you know that Donna has a stash of "fun size" snicker dildos in her closet. dildy
by Bruce Needzweed December 11, 2016
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A dildo on wheels

“And Case why did you start arguing anyway?”
“To cover up the fact he looks like a dildo on wheels”
by tw: Ed Sheeran May 9, 2022
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Cleveland dildo

The act of taking a shit mid winter outside, letting it freeze then using the frozen feces as a Dildo.
If you’re going to give me the Cleveland Dildo at least put it in my ass
by Captain clap August 31, 2018
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Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
He started to shove his egg dildo up my butt, as i moaned slightly
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
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daft dildo

Someone who is stupid and everything about them is fake. Can be used as an insult or a playful insult when your friend does something stupid

Derived from the phrase "Daft dimbo"
Brian is acting like a daft dildo.

Ron fell flat on his bum after trying to carry to many boxes at once. I laughed and called him a daft dildo.
by DestroyerOfFeels December 12, 2016
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