Council of Dads

A secret society of dads that controls massive corporations and even whole countries created by four highschoolers with massive dongs for the sole purpose of reverting things back to the “good old days”.

Dad #1: I propose the Council of Dad’s takes away stacey’s phone privileges for the week. All in favor respond with “Haha Good One”
Council Of Dads: Haha Good One

Son: Hey dad do you belong to the council of Dads?

Dad: I have no idea what you are talking about, by the way our flight is at 8am we need to leave at 4am.

by Lajeanne florist April 6, 2020

deadbeat dad

A father, no longer living with his wife/girlfriend and child(ren), who refuses to pay child support.

A deadbeat dad who can't keep a shirt on his kid's back should be shot in the head.

by Dodger Of Zion July 11, 2003

Your Dad

A man, born roughly 16-30 years before you. Usually married to Your Mom. Responsible for roughly 1/3 of your upbringing, via monetary support. Also A major factor in childhood traumatization, and hereditary alcoholism. In addition, Your Dad is one of the few people GUARANTEED to make sexy time with your mom on a regular basis.

Your dad is at the bar, AGAIN

by The DickTater January 2, 2011

Dad Dick

Utter and complete domination, physically or mentally.

LeBron James just Dad Dicked the fuck out Stephon Curry.

See, Game 6, 4th qtr with 4:32 remaining of the 2016 NBA finals .

by AdonisM3 June 8, 2018

Matt's Dad

The most indestructible being the internets has ever known. the only power known to rival matts dad is Chuck Norris but even he is slightly weaker than him. His power lever is equal to Infinite and that of chameleons. He eats emo kids. and is a known mobster

1) HOLY SHIT ITS Matt's Dad!!!! (you wont be able to scream anything else if you see him)

by Private Pussylicker1555 May 24, 2009

gent's dad

"Gent's Dad" is a term used to describe an utter Kosovan legend who does nothing but care for his son who, in return, punches his tv screen, decieves him (throwing up after mad parties and not telling) and spends hundreds of hours playing CSGO. Gent's dad cares so much for his son that he took lessons, helping him to develop an english accent. He then uses this in Gent's maths lessons, imitating his teacher, without Gent noticing, to keep an eye on his beloved son.

Gent's dad ~

Gent: My dad's picking me up at four cos that's when his break is for his taxi job.
Comedian: That's funny I thought Mr.Deacon was doing a maths revision class at four today?
Gent: ahk ka bahhhk kkanqoa lzkw nselquof (kosovan)

by Boom bam bop badabop boom pow November 27, 2016

dab dad

A parent that dabs every day and is MLG, If their son is about to get dabed on my some haters, the Dab Dad Dabs on the haters. A dab dad is always there to dab when the dab child needs it.

"My dad is a dab dad"

by platypus333 December 14, 2017