Cake Boss

The girl with best cakes (ass) in the vicinity.

"Damn dude, that chick bomb doe."
"Yeah, she's definitely the cake boss."

by Kobe24DOE November 7, 2012

Shit Cake

The act of taking a dump then jerking your jizz on top to ice it like a cake.

Big-Red went into the toilet to take a shit, the guests were then escorted into the bathroom to see the lovely shit cake he made.

by Fagabeefy January 16, 2010

"you can't have your cake and eat it too"

You can't keep your old love while trying out a new one.

"you can't have your cake and eat it too" trying to hold onto something - an uncut cake - while enjoying eating it.

by labkat January 12, 2009

cakefart

When a woman squats and breaks smelly wind all over a cake, usually for a sexual fetish, but sometimes as a Sadistic revenge at a restaurant, like in a case when a rude customer pinches her ass.

Lizz bent down and cakefarted on her slave's lunch.

by Donnald June 11, 2008

piss cake

a small circular object found in urinals for the purpose of eliminating odors. See heavycake

I got so drunk last night that I think I ate the piss cake at the Black Angus!

by Jizzle August 30, 2003

penor cake

the act of impreganating a cake or other baked product with your penis and giving it icing.Usually performed to a friends favorite cake just before getting the chance to eat it.

lee: hey! i dont remember having cream on my cupcake!
*eats cupcake*
you: penor cake prevails!

by TAMO? June 29, 2007

Girl cake

An adorable name for a vagina. Especially appropriate when the owner is cute, eyelashed, buxom, and incapable of possessing anything vulgar.

F - Would you like to come over and have a slice?
M - Of what?
F - Girl cake.

by tennesseeee January 18, 2006