crafarting

the combination of crafting and farting; can be used as a verb or noun

verb:
the art or skill of crafting, but farting around instead.

noun:
the skill behind or for farting noises

I'm at work, but I'd rather be crafarting.

by Hazel Rider April 21, 2009

Crafsturbate

The act of crafting for the purpose of self pleasure. Also, craftsturbating, craftsturbator, etc.

Jordan would rather stay home and crafsturbate than hang out with his friends.

by Gypsyqueen6 July 16, 2009

Crabenesh

To Kill, To Murder, To Slay.

The man was crabeneshed in the back seat of a lamborghini.

by Wheel Chair Zebra March 29, 2010

Cafeteria Full

Surpassing the normal limits of feeling full when eating in a school or work cafeteria that contains an open buffet. Going back for 4ths and 5ths are assumed.

I don't think I can eat for the rest of the day. That 5th slice of pizza made me cafeteria full.

by Onines April 5, 2010

Craft-Tastic

The difference between Crafty and Fantastic. Crafters use it to express extreme happiness about a project they have completed that turned out really well.

Isn't my glittered cat face ornament Craft-Tastic?

by ex-crafter October 29, 2010

cafeteria speed date

A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.

(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"

by JMayzin March 11, 2011

Cafeinated

An adjective describing a stock (preferably English) motorcycle that has been transformed into a bad-ass Cafe Racer.

You sound like such a wanker when you tell people your bike is 'cafeinated'.

by tonup June 22, 2011