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Cooter Killer

A cooter killer is level 8 of 10 levels in the vag rpg. You reach level 8 by hitting the club and killing that cooter.
What level cooter killer are you? I'm level 69
by cooterd3stroyer May 4, 2021
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Cootscoot

When a woman is riding her man and grinding back and forth like a dog wiping it's ass on the carpet
Bro I was banging a total 7 last night but when she got on top all that she did was cootscoot, it was like my cock was stuck on a malfunctioning meat slicer
by Fozzie's Bear May 14, 2021
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Cootscooter

A woman that when she has rides her man can't maintain rhythm or bounce and instead scoots her pussy back and forth like a dog with blocked anal glands
To compensate for Dan having a below average sized penis Nicole had to adjust her style to being a cootscooter when riding on top to avoid slippage
by Fozzie's Bear May 14, 2021
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Cooter board

A cutting board loaded with cold cuts, cheese and crackers for your friends to snack on at a party or get together at your house, not some uptown apartment. A cooter board is the correct way to say Charcuterie board without sounding like a superdouche to your close friends and family.
I made a badass cooter board with some shit from Aldi!
by Garnacha June 14, 2021
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Cooter Guts

Laughing extremely hard until you cry about something involving vaginas.
Suzie was saying her clam burger has the biggest flaps! It gave me cooter guts!

I got cooter guts when Nancy said her kitty smells like old truck tires after seeing Bill!

Stop I’ll get cooter guts if you talk about Helen and her air horn queefs!
by kikishorty September 28, 2021
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Cooter Powder

Dried remnants of a wet pussy. Scraped out of panties of a lady who has been aroused. Snorted in a similar fashion to crack cocaine.
Donna produced quite a bit of cooter powder last night. She must’ve been very worked up.
by DRSD October 19, 2021
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Cooter Wipe

When a female freshens up her cooter by wiping it with a rest room paper towel. A variant of the whore’s bath.
Regina decided to go home with the guy she met at the bar. So she slipped into the restroom for a quick cooter wipe.

I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.

Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
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