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Conservitude

Blind devotion to the (R) after some politicians’ names.
The economy got tanked again? That’s too bad, bruh, but because of my conservitude, I have to vote for Grifty McGrift (R).
by xussan March 7, 2021
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conservacry

The crying conservatives do when they attempt to gaslight everyone into believing they are the victims of something such as "reverse racism" or being "silenced by cancel culture".
Conservatives like to conservacry about affirmative action calling it reverse racism.
by Disp0sable_Her0 April 7, 2021
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Conservautist

my conservautist friend watches stephen crowder. ROFL.
by Zoider69 April 9, 2021
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Conservative

A closeted leftist that just 10 years slow to adopt the views of most of the Democratic party.
"Only in 2021, could you call Donald Trump a 'social conservative.' "
by B-man879 April 18, 2021
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Conservative

A Salty preservative, can taste rather leathery and Bitter
the Conservative tastes off must of been a Negitive Batch that missed the update
by The_DArkhelmet April 19, 2021
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Conservative Rating Fallacy

The Conservative belief that the majority agree with their opinion, particularly because of ratings on a social media post.

Generally this occurs on left-leaning social media posts, where the majority of the received feedback is from conservative users.

Typically the smaller, conservative group tend to base their beliefs around hatred, and thus feel the need to give overwhelming negative feedback to assert dominance and protect their sensitive egos. The actual majority however, tends to be made up of people who don't care, or are intelligent enough not to argue with idiots.
Post: "Donald Trump has a bad spray tan and says a lot of stupid things."

Person 1: Why does that post have more dislikes than likes? Everything about it is completely true.

Person 2: Oh don't mind that, it's just from a bunch of cultists using the Conservative Rating Fallacy.
by I Chose To Speak Facts May 20, 2021
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Conservative

the initial stage to delusion (or might be a centrist). If you know a conservative, get them out of that lifestyle as soon as possible or they may fall into deeper delusion such as white nationalism or fascism.
Bob is a conservative, he only watches PragerU and Fox News and think anybody to the left of Reagan is a communist.
by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021
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