Commonplace

Commonplace is a marketplace, like Facebook or Craigslist.
The difference is simple.
They handle delivery and payments.
That means no messaging strangers.
No negotiating.
No figuring out how to move a 300-pound item.
If you’re a buyer, you press buy now, pay securely, and we deliver and install it in your home.
If you’re a seller, you get paid securely at pickup while a professional crew handles the removal.
With Commonplace, you buy and sell big things without the hassle.

Instead of dealing with 40 Facebook messages and a guy named Mike saying ‘is this still available,’ I just used Commonplace and had the bike delivered to my apartment.

Facebook Marketplace is chaos. Commonplace is for people who value their time.

by TheOGschmuck January 27, 2026

Commoncasting

The practice of stripping out-of-control elites of their money, property, and influence, so that, up to the third generation, they have to live like common people.

Don't worry, babe, we don't need to tip. You'll never guess who delivered the pizza!
Who?
It's Elon Musk, remember him?
Wow, haven't heard that name since he got commoncasted.

Hey, I’m Max.
Sam.

So, what's a cute guy like you doing in a dive like this?
Well actually, they won’t let me on the apps since I was commoncasted. But I think of it more like a pivot to povertymaxxing.

JARED! JARED!!
What!!!
Pops has done shit himself again. Clean it the fuck up.

Fuck you Vanky. Fuck I fucking hate commoncasting.

by Pretty Justice January 30, 2026

Commoncasting

The practice of stripping out-of-control elites of their money, property, and influence, so that, up to the third generation, they have to live like common people.

Babe, you'll never guess who's delivering the pizza!
Who?
It's Elon Musk, remember him?
Wow, haven't heard that name since he got commoncasted.

Hey, I’m Max.
Sam.
So, what's a cute guy like you doing in a dump like this?
Well actually, they won’t let me on the apps since I was commoncasted. But I think of it more like a pivot to povertymaxxing.

JARED! JARED!!
What!!!
Pops has done shit himself again. Clean it the fuck up.

Fuck you Vanky. Fuck I fucking hate commoncasting.

by Pretty Justice January 30, 2026

Common man

1. A person who is born lower to middle class in social hierarchy which strive to do every work to become better in life.

2. Typically a manlet (below average height) that is determined to climb social ladder and have ambition to become rich and hook all women.
3. Low-key incel.

—Look at that short guy, he's a typical common man.

by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024

Commonwealth Coupler

Where two obese members of the commonwealth hold each other tightly while hanging themselves to form a wrecking ball.

"John?"

"What's up Ed?"

"Lets do it..."

"You don't mean the Commonwealth Coupler...? do you?"

"Yes I do, it's time. Lets target the orphanage"

by BloodboundCentral January 31, 2025

Common Sense

Widespread, socially acceptable lies. It is used mainly by older people to insult people they disagree with.

"Too many illegal immigrants? Deport them all. Too many gang problems? Go buy a gun and shoot at them. Bad economy? Just cut the food stamp and all those welfare bulls***. That's just common sense."

"Climate changes all the time. I don't know why common sense is no longer common anymore."

by MuskLovesDog0020 March 3, 2025

Common decency

Something your boring roommate says to you when he doesn’t want to hear your bangers at 11:00 am on the day of the only darty that he will ever have the pleasure to enjoy.

“There’s a thing called common decency, and I don’t want to hear your music at 11:00 in the morning because I’m lame. Hee hee.”

by blaneficker March 15, 2025