GD Colon

a furry

gd colon is a furry

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Beat Up Colin

To masturbate, often in a frantic or frenzied manner.

Dude, I was so bored I beat up colin 8 times last night

by iwannagobeatupcolin March 17, 2009

semi-colon

The term used to refer to erectile problems during anal sex. Primarily, although not exclusively, used to describe a gay man where impotency has struck during intercourse.

Anthony: I'm not feeling anything anymore?
Sebastian: I'm so sorry, I've gone limp.
Anthony: A semi-colon does nothing for me, Sebastian.

by ChrisUK June 22, 2009

Bartolo Colon

See: Golden Bath

The MLB counterpart to a Wayne Gretzky. So there you are fucking a chick in her tight little asshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of... urine into her colon via the anal pathway. Invoking the star pitcher's name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.

Dude, I totally Bartolo Colon'd that chickk last night... she got so pissed til she realized I warmed her colon up nice and good.

by John Petrucci August 3, 2006

Colin

a twat.

Colin is a twat.

by phattyarbuckle January 30, 2020

colin

smart. spends most of his time procrastinating or putting off school work until at least 3 days after it is due. has a unhealthy relationship with his hair and refuses to cut it until it passes nipple length. Also can be afflicted with a rare disease called DENT. which refers to a cereal bowl built into his chest.

MOM - goodness gracious child stop eating cereal, cut your hair, and start your homework you are such a colin!

by Big Dr January 14, 2008

Colonel Sanders

Founder of the Kentucky Fried Chicken empire, now known as KFC. God bless you, Colonel, with sincere best wishes.

Colonel Sanders is god.

by Daniel Santo October 17, 2003