Coltergasm

One that sneaks into your life, catches you off-guard and leaves you numb from pleasure

He definitely pulled a coltergasm last weekend, and I think I'm on love!

by He_who_is_not May 21, 2024

Coltergasm

One that sneaks into your life, catches you off-guard and leaves you numb from pleasure
A combination of Cole... Poltergeist... and orgasm

Damn he is a real coltergasm!

by He_who_is_not May 23, 2024

celtard

when someone is so undeniably stupid that it surpasses the grasp of "Retard", as if the hamster wheel was spinning but the hamster is dead, or both just stopped working
celtard deprives from excel, excelling past the limit of idiocy

celtarded
celdardar

1: If the world is so corrupt, then why does it have good graphics
2: Oh my god you're a fucking celtard

by 8ty October 15, 2024

Coutar

Coutar is a polite way of referring to a cunt.

She just got her coutar out!

by Jessjeffcb December 6, 2024

Collarbone

Implies that a woman is not the whole fridge but a snack.

Oh now that I have seen how you look I know for a fact you are collarbone.

by lynkxs December 9, 2024

Cotard's syndrome

A rare mental disorder in which the affected thinks that they are dead or don't exist

Lana:Ebenezer, how is your grandpa doing?
Ebenezer:He is unfortunately suffering from Cotard's syndrome
Lana:Hope he recovers

by GasparThalasso May 30, 2025

Cotard

Someone who has become retarded by being in constant close proximity to someone who is actually retarded.

There are a lot of cotards in The White House these days. I can only guess why.

by Cpt_Howdy July 8, 2025