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Call of the colonel

When you’re driving around the suburbs during the mid afternoon and the elegant aroma of Kentucky Fried Chicken wafts through the window. You start to salivate, your eyes bulge, you must have that greasy chicken. You gun it to the nearest drive through, fulfil the transaction with the pizza face teenager.

Mmm… life doesn’t get much better.
“I was driving around last night when I got the Call of the colonel, fuck it was good.”
by Captain Greaseball September 15, 2023
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Place it now cornelius

The exact dialogue of a clash royale tiktoker when making a specific video.

This video consists of the oppositions tower on a low hp, and the player attacking constantly places things on the bridge. Miraculously, the opponent defends each card perfectly, including placing skeletons to protect the princess tower from a lightning spell. What makes it even more entertaining is that they use the heheheha emote at every successful defence
The implied strategy is that two friends are sat in a goon room, in a friendly battle, telling the other what they are going to place and when.

At the end, the players whose pov we are watching, places a rocket on the tower, therefore winning the game.
Albie: “HaHa this is great content, alright place it now Cornelius.”
Cornelius: “Right away chef 🤓”
by Kimmyhead6969 April 29, 2025
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Finneas O'Connell

An amazing songwriter -that saved my life, and also the dude that wrote his own definition of his name on urban dictionary
by yvlyana June 20, 2025
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Building a colonel

The act of making a cigarette by collecting leftover tobacco from discarded cigarettes found on the street, usually done by true nicotine addicts.
I had no cigarettes that day, so I ended up building a Colonel.
by Freddy So Sure August 7, 2025
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The most beautiful, talented, prettiest, kindest girl to ever exist.
Did you hear Billie's single, What Was I Made For?
Yeah. I sobbed for hours.

billie eilish pirate baird o'connell is the best girl to ever exist.
by vi's hexstrap November 9, 2023
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like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?
by bitchuck May 26, 2025
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