COD absorber

Some person, usually a teenager, who is very,VERY, knowledgeable about guns, but thier knowlege is 99.9999999% from the Call of Duty games.

He seemed really knowlegable about all this stuff, so I thought he did a reseach about guns. Turns out he waas a COD absorber.

by theNimja April 14, 2013

Cod player

Apart of the floodgates of racism

Bro I am cod player level of racist

by Imbored9876 September 26, 2023

COD Bitch

Any one that quick scopes, camps or constantly bitches about their team, but turns out to have the worst ratio in the match.

"That fuckin guy is camping in the corner."
"Mother fucker just a COD bitch."

by Eachmedal7 January 3, 2021

COD eye

The red in your eye when you play Call of Duty for too long

Bob: Hey, what's wrong with your eyes? There's red in them.
Craig: Oh don't worry, it's just COD eye

by Not a guy named Bentley February 3, 2025

cod men

call of duty men

“if cod men were real i would take them all at once”
“two hands two holes one mouth”

by königs left testicle August 20, 2023

cod

Call of duty. The game where you have to mute everyone because they’re morons.

We were playing cod and everyone was so fucking annoying.

by Squeaky121 February 11, 2021

Cod

A fishy video game.

I'm gonna eat cod while playing cod.

by Ardod October 5, 2023