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Clam Stamp

To gently place your vagina on you sleeping partner's forehead in an effort to leave a short-term, sloppy impression. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and warm sensation on their forehead you say, "You've been stamped!"
Like a snail, Lynn mounted John's head and left a wet, sloppy clam stamp.
by Lady Godsmack September 5, 2010
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afro clam

The gynecologist pried open the afro clam with his speculum
by Your Mom's Box July 21, 2003
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clam nigger

(klam nig-er) mount,

1. any various idiot awkwardly exposed in public or private as a racist, typically leading to an awkward moment.
2. not to be confused with clamming for niggers.
Did you see Wheel of Fortune last night? That guy was a total clam nigger!

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by BTownPhD April 26, 2012
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Man Clam

When a man has bunched up pants in the front that resembles a pair of pants in a vaginal crack (aka camel-toe). Similar in apparance to a moose-knuckle, the man clam lacks the "junk" pushed over to one side.
He was sporting a really bad man clam in his chinos.
by tngal May 9, 2011
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bearded clam

With a great thrust I parted the thick roast beef curtains to behold a wondrous sight. There before me amidst a multitude of glimmering treasures in a magnificent glory all its own sat the fabled Bearded Clam, shining with a light one could only describe as righteous.
by Panorin December 20, 2013
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clam salad

a vagina after 10 guys have cummed in her vagina and a mixed dude takes a shit on her clit.
Wow, they just turned Corinne's pussy into a clam salad.
by TheNightsThatSayNi January 31, 2015
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clam hickey

The female equivalent of a mushroom stamp. A mark often left when the female genitalia is pressed against the recipient's skin with direct purpose of leaving evidence.
that chick totally left a clam hickey on his forehead
by Goobalicious March 19, 2011
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