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Meconium Clout Syndrome

When the sperm donor (father) of a moments-old newborn baby is far to preoccupied with posting photos and videos of himself and his exhausted, disheveled baby-mama to give a single visible shit about their newborn child, her welfare or the enormity of this moment in his life. Not infrequently he is making jokes about the birthing process and how he was like "no F-ing way" the whole time and how grossed out he was, "like you can't even believe the mess the birth process makes- so glad somebody's going to clean that up- like seriously, man!" Meconium Clout Syndrome has a very high mortality rate, almost always under very suspicious circumstances.
OB: Congratulations Mom and Dad!! She's a beautiful healthy baby girl and she's all yours!!!
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...
by Asclepius Minora February 15, 2023
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Clout

Yo, travis was so boring before the clout.
by Omar Abd-ElNasser January 28, 2018
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clout

Having being known well in a specific place, and that one or more places only
Dj Legacy has Lawrence clout.
by Society Dictionary September 17, 2017
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Clout Kid

1. Someone who tries to be good at something and isnt so at the same time they seek favoritism and acceptance with a community of people.
2. A lame ass dude that doesn’t have “real” friends.
Jake: Kyle’s car isn’t even that cool.

Gary: I know! He’s a clout kid.
by Joker12123 September 17, 2021
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Clout Getter

Boy 1: aye have u hear of clout getter?
Boy 2: yea that nigga sped!
by Nrgy Boss December 27, 2019
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clout

another term for pussy or vagina
I got mad clout last friday.
hey jimmy, you get clouted last night?
by SlickComb May 30, 2021
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Clout

the word u use after u just got the fortnite dub uwu!!!!
John: WOOHOO WE GOT THE DUB BRO!
Conner: CLOUTTTTT!!!!
john: CLOUTTTTT!
by whytfffyoulyinnnn February 24, 2022
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