Chronicism

1).Of or pretaining to a chronic disorder.
2). A life-style or form of business that deals with marijuana.
See also: Chronicist

"My life is based upon chronicism."

by Chris Grammer March 13, 2004

Chronicist

1). A person who uses marijuana.
2). A person that deals with marijuana.

"Eric is a big chronicist."

by Chris Grammer March 13, 2004

chronicisation

The act or process of partaking of chronic, i.e. smoking marijuana. Heard in the south Wales/Cymru valleys, may be more widespread.

"Bring your buds to my house so we can indulge in some quality chronicisation time."

"What are you doing on the week-end?"
"Chronicisin'"

"Did you see how red his eyes were? He was chronicised!"

"Using a vaporizer is a refined chronicisation method."

by Glewlwyd Gafaelfawr December 24, 2006

Chronicles of Nearnia

An exaggerated tale of a short or nearby trip/journey.

John: So I drove to the grocer to get some milk and on the way there was this MASSIVE 20-car pile up, then a 7-eleven drive-by robbery, then I tried to run the robber down, then I saw Spiderman, then-..

Tom: Spare me your Chronicles of Nearnia and give me the milk.

by onceuponajosh October 24, 2008

chronicocalosis

a disease that makes everything a person says confusing.

can only be cured by baniggerite.

branden: so you told me you loved me before you told me you loved me?

stephanie: wtf? do you have chronicocalosis or something?

by bobcatsdph May 31, 2009

chronicachitis

A bad cough you get when smoking a lot chronic while having a cold or flu.

"This shit is soo DANK!"
"Yeah man, that last hit made my chronicachitis so much worse!

by CFSouldier April 9, 2009

Chronicseximahspazzgasm

Chronicseximahspazzgasm describes anything or anyone that is simply so divine and orgasmicly fantastic it deserves to be described by a godly word. Commonly used to describe an ecstatic emotion.

Goddamn she's a chronicseximahspazzgasm!

I was so high and pumped it was chronicseximahspazzgasm.

by ScarletFox November 15, 2009