Choad Hugger

A total fagwad/homo/nerd/dweeb/ass ramming uncle fucker.

OMG!! HEY KEN! YOU'RE A HARRY POTTER FAN? YOU'RE A TOTAL CHOAD HUGGER!

by Beckie B. November 1, 2008

chaffi

a chaffi is your bottom,buttocks or arse.

ooh,my chaffi is sore today.

by clintonw202 December 20, 2008

Choad Crystal

When a group of young British men dressed in untucked shirts, boot cut jeans and gelled hair gather at a pub, club or party and proceed to stand in a circle facing each other with their pints of beer rested against their stomachs, looking over their shoulders cynically and/or with shit-eating grins.
The men are the Choads.
Their pints of beer meeting in the middle form the crystal.

Those scallys just walked in and formed a choad crystal

by grandalbo November 2, 2010

Chafe in a cock

Sexual intercourse without lubricant or foreplay

I'm going to go chafe in a cock

by Chafinbiz November 11, 2012

Chaffed

When someone’s chat is that shit and they look like an absolute cunt

Person 1: Yo mate you see that girl there?
Person 2: yeah what about her?
Person 1: she is a chaffed cunt

by Poloyex June 4, 2019

shuck choad

to expel ejaculate, or to have one's ejaculate expelled by another

Shuck choad me lady?

by Vitamin J October 12, 2003

choad

A magical sword that is only wieldable by the Sir Clark Klan.

The SCK beat us to death with their choads.

by The sniper from the year of two-thousand and one June 9, 2004