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Drone captain

A person who thinks that they have acheived something amazing despite an average accomplishment.
He's the Chief of Medicine? That f**king drone captain?
Congradulations! You've been elected drone captain for the day!
by SkokieWordMaster February 10, 2019
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JV B Soccer Captain

Leader of the shittest team at school. Destroys his knee and avoids the practices like a cunt
Chris was a shit captain who abandoned his team, as the jv b soccer captain
by Oof699669 November 19, 2018
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I am the captain now

When either party grabs the nips and drives the other party to aspirate their water in a sexual manner. Or a Haitian driving a jet ski for the first time.
Chris told Gena that "I am the Captain now" as he stole her jetski and caressed her nips while riding recklessly in the general direction.
by The real Captain Felipe September 15, 2019
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Unusual Burning Flames Team Captain

Person: DUDE I JUST UNBOXED AN UNUSUAL BURNING FLAMES TEAM CAPTAIN
Person 2: so what? it's literally a hat
Person: IT'S WORTH $5000
Person 2: O H
by poploop345 May 27, 2021
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4th gen captain

"4th gen captain" is a nickname for Kim HoongJoong for carrying 4th generation kpop on his back
A: "Kim HoongJoong is the best 4th gen captain"
B: "King HoongJoong is a 4th gen captain"
by N1ty November 6, 2021
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captain janeway

Captain of the starship Voyager. Lost and stranded in the Delta Quadrant. Little do people know that Janeway has a lust for Seven of Nine. Janeway likes her coffee black, almost everyday, because of being so tired from the night before, lying awake, thinking of Seven of Nine. Janeway will sometimes masturbate 2-3 times a night in order to alleviate the tension and let out her urges.

Janeway lets her true feelings show more during season 7. Janeway secretly wants to be with Seven of Nine, lying there in bed, circling her tongue around Seven of Nine's perk nipples. However, Janeway knows that this love is forbidden by Starfleet protocol. As a result, she only wants to see Seven of Nine happy, even if it means being with Chakotay. During the last episode of season 7, future Janeway argues with her present self to take the pathway home. Present Janeway finally gives in, when future Janeway reveals that Seven of Nine dies if they do not take the path home. Future Janeway is also willing to sacrifice herself in order to ensure that Seven of Nine lives, even if it means being with Chakotay.
Captain Janeway: "I'd like to help you explore your...humanity."
Seven of Nine: "I don't see how being naked is relevant?"
Captain Janeway: "This will help you to learn to feel more comfortable around other women in the sonic showers."
Seven of Nine: "Is it common for one woman to wash another woman's back?"
Captain Janway: "Of course it is Seven of Nine. It's all part of the natural course of human life. Just lean forward, relax, and learn to love it. That's it. Let me get your lower back."

*Janeway begins to slide one, then two fingers into Seven of Nine*

Janeway: "I never knew a borg could be so warm in wet inside."
by Lightboxes April 9, 2008
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Cock Captain

A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.
50 Cent is such a cock captain. I wish he would give me head.
by Anonymous March 9, 2003
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