Cattermoo

a cross breed of a catterpillar and cow.
will peterson.

hey did you see that cattermoo? yah it was incredible.

by Cody Copeland August 4, 2008

Chapter 16 Bankruptcy

When a hotel or resort that offers all inclusive pricing can no longer afford to run their business as a direct result of Matt drinking all of their liquor.

Matt went down to Punta Cana and got so fucked up he put those motherfuckers in Chapter 16 bankruptcy.

by MattTheFuckingHat March 28, 2009

chapter crap

when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.

Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!

Francis: Thats terrible!

by Major Broseph January 26, 2009

Chapter Gap

The difference between how far it is to the end of the chapter and how far it is to your stop/station on public transport.

I'm not going to start the next part of my book, the chapter gap is too short.

by element 24789 February 18, 2009

Chatergasm

The act of adding on Ohh, Ahhs, II's, Oh's, Eehs, ughs and Ohs in an ongoing sequence, adding words as you go. When reading the conversation aloud, it may sound similar to an orgasm. It us usually unintended, but fun to point out.

Molly: Oh
Jason: Oh
Molly: Ah Oh?
Jason:Ah Oh Eh?
Molly: Ah Oh Eh II?
Jason: Ah Oh Eh II OOh!
Molly: Damn it, I have to be quiet.
Jason: I think we just had a Chatergasm

by Priz91 April 4, 2010

Chapterbating

One who reads while masturbating.

Phil was chapterbating while reading the twilight saga.

by Timothy Shady May 7, 2011

Cratters

A description of anything varying from insane to stupid.

"You see that thing there on her head? Why that's absolutely cratters!"

by Gentlesirs February 3, 2012