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Build cathedrals just to fart in them

(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.
He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.
by Ashfires September 6, 2025
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crimson cathedral

The action of stabbing someone in the asshole or vagina
"Did you hear that Jack got a crimson cathedral last night"
by PLilly December 29, 2025
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Bob Marley Catheter

When you take fat-ass bong rip and go down on your man, pinch the tip of his dick to open the urethra like a balloon and blow the bong rip into it really fast so his balls inflate like a balloon. Then you poke ‘em with a thumbtack and watch his body go round the room like a comical balloon.
Chad Thundercock: Dude, this bitch gave me a Bob Marley Catheter one time.

Kyle: Whoa! What happened?

Chad Thundercock: Put me in the hospital for a week. Worth it.
by Zaschiana April 27, 2023
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Camping in Catherine

Entering a national park in the Northern Territory with the intent of camping so you can having messed up, perverted sex in order to traumatise the wildlife.
...me and the missus got on the piss with an old guy from the nursing home down the road and some trucker she met last week. We went Camping In Catherine and she bent us all over a log and pegged all of us over a log next to a lagoon. six bin chickens that were watching fed themselves to crocodiles on purpose...
by Violetly N October 25, 2023
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Keep it Cathedral

Drug dealer- hey Lil Pimpin, tryina trade a 20 spot for a gram
Lil Pimpin- nah dawg, I’ve gotta keep it cathedral for home terf
by Funny-Face November 23, 2023
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zach and catherine

he sat next to her on a crowded bus
they must be in a friends to lovers storyline like a zach and catherine genre
by minibananapancakes June 23, 2024
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Zach and Cathe

Zach and Cathe are besties/lovers
he sat next to her on a bus
they must be in a friends to lovers storyline like a Zach and Cathe genre
by minibananapancakes June 23, 2024
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