calson

Ur Mum LOL

Calson is ur mum

by awipndawpnfipawfpd February 28, 2022

Calling the Kremlin

Taking a shit. Defecating.

Q: Where’s Steve?

A: He’s calling the Kremlin.

Q: Hope he lights a match in there. We had burritos for lunch.

by Manolo Cartegeña March 1, 2022

Callous Cock

A man who has a rough shaft or foreskin from overuse rubbing from constant fornication in the past.

Jenny says she always needs lubrication because her boyfriend has a callous Cock.

by Jackrabbitslim69 March 22, 2022

calloydric

Calloydric is a very kind hearted guy he is awesome inside and out all though he is not the one to be crossed. he comes off as a asshole a first but when you get to know him he’s super sweet and kind hearted. he talks to a lot of females but is only focused on one special girl

girl: who is that?

boy: that’s my boy calloydric how don’t you know him??!

girl: he’s cute! is he single or does he have his eyes on anyone?

boy: yeah he does he’s hooked on this one girl i don’t know her name but they have a really strong bond im pretty sure they are soulmates!

by Burben March 22, 2022

calvontae

The goat drop the best dick in Bradenton 🦾

But dis dick ain’t free 🧤🐊

Only thing you can’t is calvontae .

by Rascolincoln March 24, 2022

Callan

A god among men that's gets unlimited bitches

Is he a callan

by A callan April 9, 2022

Callan

Callans be showing you a tik tok. Callan be ignoring you on his phone. This do in fact be Callan.

He showed me a tik tok the other day and then ignored me after I the tik tok was over. Must've been a Callan.

by wordsarentreal78 April 15, 2022