curly pudding

A horrifying straight sexual maneuver wherein the male partner orgasms on the female pubic area, then proceeds to perform cunnilingus on the female partner. Occasionally this is intentional, but is generally a result of insufficient performance during penetration or as a result of premature ejaculation.

"Oh my god, I just got off!"
"Well, I didn't, you egg-timing bastard."
"..."
"You know what this means."
"Curly pudding?"
"Get down there."

by handy devil September 18, 2013

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curds my cheese

To put a bad taste in someone's mouth, to have an ill effect, get on someone's nerves.

"Dude, that teacher really curds my cheese." chaps my ass steams my broccoli annoys bothers

by Dr. Schindigs, B.J. March 23, 2016

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Curling

A granite blob is curled across the floor with the goal of getting it on a target or moving your opponents off said target. City council workers vigorously clear its path and repair pot holes. Nobody wins because even the best have to pawn their Olympic medals for food in 20 years time

“Hey, did you see who won the curling yesterday?” “ Fuck off Steve”

by Daryl-R February 21, 2018

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