Skankie Cow

A girl who needs to find a man with no standards. She immediately alienates every woman she meets and believes that the best way to lure a guy is to wear her ankles as earrings.

Son : I met my old girlfriend Carol the other day.
Mother : that Skankie cow?

by wilson68852 October 24, 2010

S-Cow

a male who has an impressive amount of game when it comes to talking to girls, the looks of the girls does not matter to this man, he will mack on them either way, as long as they have two legs and a pussy, the number of girls he has had sex with his higher then all his friends and he loves to tell his sex stories to his friends, despite their disgusted comments about the fat chicks that he usually gets with, on occasion he will find a pretty cute girl and hammer her too

dude your such an s-cow, i can't believe you did that girl last night

by franky-t-bone May 29, 2008

triple cow

It is basically the same as "have a cow" but much more cow involved. Instead of saying, "Wow....he was so freaked out! He had a cow!" You'd say, "Wow! He was so freaked out! He had a triple cow!"

Still having a cow...but triple that meaning...triple the angst.

This was a common phrase used in the early 80's.

Jared had a triple cow when he gained five pounds and thought his Subway sponsorship was going to be yanked.

by Noelle Buscher April 29, 2008

cow tiddy

The underbelly of a female cow that shoots out milk like little guns.

Syn. Utter (sg.)

"I collected milk from that cow tiddy."

by Cow_esperts May 3, 2016

side cow

A fat girls sidekick fat ass whore freind

There is Becky and her side cow

by metalmaster100 January 19, 2017

Space Cow

A certain phenomenon in the upper Midwest in which all food vanishes due to a HUGE cow, which takes up alot of space.

Damnit Space Cow! i knew you were hungry but did you have to eat ALL the food?!

by wizzle bizzle September 8, 2006

cow fries

the testicle of a calf, deep fried and tasting like a chicken nugget and or fried bologna
made by the owners of beef cattle (to be killed for meat) they cut the balls off of male calves so they do not produce testosterone and not be hostile toward the owners or toward other cattle.

aka rocky mountain oysters

mmm! the cow fries are chewy!

by jackieC January 26, 2004