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comando

see jeannie and ifi

1. not wearing any underwear

2. oooh mandy you came da da da da da da da...

3. mandy p. deutsch
co-man-do (doo doo!)
by anonymous April 26, 2004
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t'commandments

I. If the word 'tea' or the letter 'T' is spoken the speaker must brew a single cup for each wishingle recipient.

II. The speaker must be wholly in the front room or kitchen of the property.

III. Once a tea making quest has begun, the next quest cannot be undertaken until the first round of tea has been delivered.

IV. Only humans present in the room can request a cup once the offence has been committed.

V. Gaps in the rules are resolved in a manner which produces the most tea.
t'commandments violations;

Aidan 'Where have you been today Craig?'
Craig 'O.T.C'
Aidan 'Go on then'

Holt 'Whats the ideal gas equation?'
Flint 'PV=nRT'
Holt 'Yes please'

Craig 'Im so battered cod I could kill for a cup of tea, oh shit...'
Uncaring housemates 'Eye, I fancy one at that'
by cawdor January 15, 2010
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Goblin Commander

A decent strategy game where you assume the roll of Grommel, the leader of the Stonkrusher Goblin Clan, whoes master ends up getting shot by an archer from the Hellfire Goblin Clan. For Microsoft XBox, Sony Playstation 2, and Nintendo Gamecube.
The one thing that is not good about Goblin Commander is that the language of the Goblins is not translated into the language of the country the copy is sent to.
by Light Joker May 21, 2004
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tank commander

when a person sits indian style between two dudes lying on the floor or in a bed and jerks them off at the same time
hey man did i tell you about the time me and tony played tank commander with ken's wife
by Doug W. February 11, 2008
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Commander

My homosexual nightmare while I was in the army. My commander fucked me 12 times in the ass and twice in the eye once he found out is was fake!!!
Please! Not in the eye socket Commander!!!
by JKD February 24, 2003
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CommanderJinx

One of the absolutely most hotest member at DSF.
OMG CommanderJinx, he's so mysterious, yet so strong...
by Not Erika, I swear June 15, 2004
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