Chuck Norris

A man who can talk to Jesus, he flies trains and drives planes. He LOVES kids and eats children.

Chuck Norris doesn't speak to Jesus, Jesus speaks to him

by Graysocks1111 November 18, 2019

Pune Chuck

Lifting a person off the ground by their gooch with your hands in a "praying hands" motion.

Caleb pune chucked me in the locker room after weights class.

by Tyguy10687 September 2, 2020

Chucked the mayo

To ejaculate on to something

Oliver: Did I hear your grandson wanked onto his door?
Marge: Yes, and the handle's gone a bit stiff ever since Roger chucked the mayo at it

by Mischa July 6, 2017

chuck dust it

to sprint really fast for a short distance but enough to get away, especially away from trouble. Can also be used to ride/drive very fast.

shit the ball hit the window every one chuck dust it!

i saw the bully so i chuck dusted it round the corner

If i miss the bus today i will have to chuck dust it to school

by barneysbrocode August 19, 2020

Peeping Chuck

Pretending to be active pounding out a text, playing games or the like on your smartphone when in actuality your in the camera setting and taking a snapshot of an unsuspecting individual.

While sitting at the bar the bartender leaned over to wash some glasses and I snapped a peeping chuck.

by q11111q January 15, 2016

Chucking a chandy

When you end up drunk driving after a night out even thought you promised yourself and the boys you wouldn’t

Person 1 “how are you getting home”
Person 2 “ just chucking a chandy”
Person 1 “mate!!!”

by Blokes on blokes June 21, 2020

chuck a willy

To become angry; have a fit of annoyance or temper

OMG! I'm gonna chuck a willy!

by T34P0T June 8, 2017