Caleb Heiser

A Runescape player who likes to fantisize about Zezima naked everynight.

Also used to define a person who is like a caveman that never leaves his cave.

I was walking to the kitchen to get some golden grams when I accidently stepped into an alternate dimension and soon I saw some aliens that looked like total Caleb Heisers.

by MarioHunter November 10, 2010

Caleb Dixon

a person who writes weird semi-deep shit on urban dictionary thinking no one will ever see it

a hipster who was hip before it was hip to be hip

checkout out that guys reversible plastic yellow cowboy hat, he's definitely a caleb dixon

by jian gomeshi January 18, 2015

caleb roberson

A piece of shit who lives in Alabama and kisses his cousins on the mouth while simultaneously sucking off Donald Trump and finger-banging Mike Pence. Likes long walks on the beach and talking about unborn fetuses.

"Oh, that guy is such a Caleb Roberson. Don't be like that guy."

by dxdxp December 22, 2016

Caleb

Caleb is a special cow bumhole. He enjoys ASMR and harry toes. If you meet a Caleb you will definitely not forget him. Stands by you till the end and enjoys watching lifeguards do their work.

Oh I for sure know he is a Caleb he was staring at my toes all night

by Two humped camel November 16, 2018

Caleb

is an emo and is thee most anoying person evr. If your are dating him get him out of your life.

Random person: Is that a Caleb?
Me: Yeah stay away from him.

by Mr.SparklyHippo November 19, 2018

Caleb Arthur Booth

The most spazmodial being in the known universe. Extremely hostile when approached and will spit meaningless gibberish at you if you get too close. A Caleb can often be seen with it's hands in it's pockets standing underneath a tree smiling it's dumb bucktoothed smile. Not to be confused with a "nerd", a Caleb will get extremely triggered at this and would immediately rant on how it is not a "nerd" and most likely attack you with it's spaghetti arms. Famous for not being good at anything other than talking really fast, Calebs have been observed to get extremely jealous around people who are so much more clearly better than it is.

My good sir you are behaving in a particularly Caleb Arthur Booth-ly fashion tonight.

by An extremely concerned adult November 23, 2018

Mozart Caleb Saint-Cyr

A fuckin bad ass man. Intelligent, good looking, and the boy you would love to go on dates with a cuddle with. The type of guy who wouldn’t play you even if his friends want to. His loyalty is as strong as Gods and he’ll be like your next bff if you give him the chance.

Such an understanding boy and a great boyfriend. Always knows what his girl wants from him and never disappoints

Damn i wish i had a Mozart Caleb Saint Cyr in my life

Any girl is extremely lucky to date a Mozart Caleb Saint-Cyr

by modawg23 November 24, 2018