Caleb

the literal best boy on earth. if he is your boyfriend- DON'T LET HIM GO.

also he has a massive schlong. absolute horse cock. massive wiener and kinky and hot and KINKY

and when he finds someone he loves he will love them and just be

the sweetest love of your life.

His Girlfriend: You are so perfect and swag. how??

Caleb: It's cause I'm Caleb

Everyone else: Wow that is so true

by crazy.chic1615 March 4, 2022

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caleb

A Horny man that is sexually attracted to his crackers

Caleb : OHH yeah mr crackerrrrs

by jsadkkasdjj October 22, 2019

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Get the calebmug.

caleb ratman griffin

A peice of white shit lowlife that can’t take the misdemeanor charges that he copped by being a full fledged idiot,so he snitched to avoid a couple days in jail, he thinks he is slick but the victims of his bitch snitchery know what he is doing the whole time, they just want an excuse to call rat patrol and turn him into a walking laughing stalk of his town and A sad pathetic worm of a hollow shell of the person he used to be

Eww do you see that weirdo over there on a sick one? thats Caleb ratman Griffin, aka our own little labRat if he try’s to get drugs from anyone let me and the patrol know, and we will give ya some ghastly shit and whatch the dumb fuck shoot it up and freak out while his mind melts,”sounds coo something about him makes me want to impart some fucking evil to this world, and why the fuck is he walking like that, and that weird look on his face, and those opie dead eyes they are kinda freaking me the fuck out, and I’m into some freaky evil shit I think Wormy McRatman would suit him better”,ehh idk we will come up with something we have plenty of time.for new names”, yea yea, but do you ever feel bad for this shit, I mean he doesn’t live on the streets, his family has to deal with his ass, at this point we’re just kinda fucking them over,”your thinking to much man, less thinking and more poison hotshots!”

by Hugo stiglitz November 9, 2021

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