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calvin and hobbes

A comic that kicks as much ass as the other comic book I want so much.
by TanooKirby June 1, 2003
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Calem

Calem is a pretty awesome guy with an awesome name. He is funny and smart and a great person to spend time with. He needs to be more emotional but you still know he cares even if he can't say it. If you have a calem you are a lukcy girl.
Person 1: hey I'm with a calem
Person 2: wow girl you're lucky
by beeeellllllaaaaa October 22, 2015
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california love

A fuckin awesome song by 2pac, and Dre. From 2pacs album All Eyez On Me. It topped the charts and was ranked #346 on Rolling Stones 500 Greatest Songs of All Time. But 2pac was pissed at Dre because that was the only song Dre did on the album but he still made a shit load of money off it.
Whenever I'm just chillin listenin to music and california love comes on, i go fuckin crazy and just start dancin.
by ryanjustescaped September 4, 2007
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calculus II

Integrals
Volumes
Parametric Equations
Series
....hell on earth
Professor:"Today in calculus II we will try to integrate e^-(x^-2)"

Student: "I can't, i just shit my pants."

Professor: "Mwa ha ha hah!!"
by eudoxes March 19, 2007
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Calibrations

Either an activity that must be done constantly, or something you bring up when you want to subtly tell someone to go fuck themselves.
Shepard: "Hey Garrus, got a minute?"
Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."
by the goat daemon July 10, 2010
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California Sober

A form of Harm Reduction that utilizes only Marijuana and Plant Based Medicines. Hard Drugs, and Alcohol are excluded under California Sobriety. The California Sober community find success through Harm Reduction, Moderation, and Micro-Dosing.
Want to do some blow?

No thank you. I quit last year. I only smoke weed now in moderation. This is a form of harm reduction called Cali Sober or California Sober.
by Soberisdope April 1, 2021
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on-call boyfriend/girlfriend

A friend to have a casual relationship with only for the purpose of filling a temporary relationship void.

Usually present in long-distance friends that choose not to have a long-distance relationship or friends that lead very busy lives and don't want the hassles of a full-fledged relationship.

An extension of a fuck friend
When visiting the West Coast, I'll get together with my on-call girlfriend for dinner & a movie and usually a night of great sex.
by Fukeneh82 March 16, 2005
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