Brandon

Is a snazzy friend but he is definitely not as cool as trinity.

"Wow brandon you are cool"
"Thanks but trinity is better"

by Trinityy138 June 15, 2018

Brandon

A tall dumbfuck with short blonde hair and greenish grey eyes. Brandon's tend to suck at basketball and are typically hornier than a dog before it is neutered.

This jabroni is such a Brandon.

by imsobrandonewiththis January 30, 2018

Brandon

A 15 year old boy that trys to be funny, but really isn’t. An idiot.

Brandon needs to shut up.

by cloutlord69 August 16, 2018

Brandon

Synonym for a loser nobody likes

They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

They are Losers...

Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.

Nobody likes Brandon, I don’t wanna be like Brandon

by Mr_Goosey February 7, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is a person who fails in school and just plays super smash bros ultimate all day

He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips

Me: look at Brandon he's eating his daily drive
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better

by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019

Brandon

He is a Brandon that likes to be Brandon
why you may ask

because He is Brandon

Because I'm Brandon

by NOJ BRANDON August 25, 2019

Brandon

He's just straight up fat

Oh Look Brandon ate another pizza pie in 3 seconds

by Hubert Cockroach April 3, 2019