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Braden

Has a big old monster shlong good friend but his sholng is the biggest in the group so far
Braden's dick is huge
by anonymous September 24, 2020
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brayden

youre the perfect guy a girl could ask for. you're tall, sweet and really, really cute. youre eyes sparkle and i love holding your hand. you're voice is mesmerizing. youre athletic, popular, caring. thank god im yours.
Brayden is all I could ever ask for.
by lexilovesyou8675309 October 12, 2020
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Brayden

Brayden is the name of a quiet boy, but has a huge heart and laughs a ton! Brayden is athletic, but a huge gamer and will do whatever it takes to win his match. He’s humorous, trustworthy, reliable and always there for you! He’d make the perfect best friend and the perfect partner! He has his ups and downs, but won’t let his attitude get in anyone’s way.
OMG!! Mya look!! Its Brayden😏
by friend of a friends neighbor November 27, 2020
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Brayden Walker

The Type of Guy you Want to bang, but not tell anyone about. Usually has a HUGE Penis. Funny, articulate, smartass and has a heart of gold. Might bang your mother, might make you a mother or might run game on you and dip after sex. Be smart, but you can’t go wrong with a Brayden Walker.
The only way you could get an orgasm like me is if you had a Brayden Walker.

Brayden Walker left me $50 and a struggle to walk.
by Kingdumb Cum February 6, 2021
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BRAYDEN GEISTWEIDT

Dang! Brayden GEISTWEIDT had a tiny shrimp cock
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Brayden

Brayden is the hottest, funniest boy ever. His eyes are like a deep sea you could drown in. (in a good way). His jokes are hilarious and his laugh is contagious. The way he moves his hair will give you butterflies. He is so kind and he will love you no matter what. Once you meet him, he will haunt your thoughts, He will always be in your mind. Being around him will brighten your day and make you feel special. He will make you feel like the only girl in the world. And although sometimes he may get called a “simp” for hanging out or laughing with a girl, he won’t stop. He’ll flirt with you and make you feel good about yourself. He’ll be there for you when you need him and he’s the best person you’ll ever meet. If you ever meet a Brayden, don’t let them go. They are going to be the best thing that ever happened to you. Not having a Brayden is like not having air. If you have a Brayden, love them until you drop, because they are so special and so important even if they don’t feel like it.
Random kid: “Who’s that”
Another kid: “That’s Brayden”
Me: “he’s hot”
by doritos.locos.tacos March 14, 2022
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Braden Geiger

One who is a brewster and loves mayonnaise sandwiches
Don’t be like Braden Geiger or you a hoe
by PoohShiestyfan June 22, 2022
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